deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via orgasm)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via forward)

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

(Source: cyberunfamous, via loveyoumorewitheverybreath)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via phobias)

bullied:

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

(via forward)